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Meet Our Leadership

The dogs (and one hamster, not pictured) steering $Dog Capital Inc.

Billy, Chief Executive Officer
Billy
Chief Executive Officer
Founder and CEO. Billy has watched every episode of a financial news program at least twice and considers himself self-taught. Sets company strategy from a sunbeam near the window. Holds an honorary degree from the University of Fetch.
Daquon, Vice President
Daquon
Vice President
Daquon handles whatever Billy doesn't feel like doing, wears a very small suit with great confidence, and has never once been seen without it. Widely regarded as the most professionally dressed dog in the building.
Davis, Executive of Checking & Savings Accounts
Davis
Executive of Checking & Savings Accounts
Davis oversees checking and low yield savings accounts with the calm patience of a dog who has genuinely made peace with 0.01% APY. Keeps the vault key on his collar. Usually.
Lenny, Executive of Gambling Accounts
Lenny
Executive of Gambling Accounts
Lenny personally underwrites every leveraged gambling account, mostly by vibes. He has never lost a bet he can remember losing. Also frequently misplaces the vault key.
Bob, Executive of Credit Cards
Bob
Executive of Credit Cards
Bob sets APRs the old-fashioned way: by picking a number that feels right. Deeply proud of the rewards program, which currently consists of one (1) reward.

Compliance Department

Our entire compliance department is a single hamster named Gary, who is doing his absolute best. Gary is not pictured above because he is very fast and photographs poorly. All regulatory filings are reviewed by Gary before being run around a wheel for luck.

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